Jokes about Supply Chains from AI
Like many others in the tech space, we've been playing around with AI tools for all sorts of things. I don't want to spoil and product roadmap surprises, so I won't elaborate much there. In our experience, the tech can be hit or miss at times. Here are some of the worst Supply Chain Jokes that various AI tools gave us:
Q: Why did the supply chain manager keep postponing the delivery date?
A: He was having a couple of delivery dates!
Q: What did the supply chain manager say when he had to adjust a couple of delivery dates?
A: "I'm gonna need to shift gears!"
Q: What do you call it when a supply chain has problems?
A: Supply Chain Issues!
Q: What did the supply chain manager say when he was asked to play a game?
A: Supplies on me!
Better Jokes About Supply Chains fromAI
I'm sorry, but I am not able to browse the internet and do not have access to any supply chain jokes that would be appropriate for a procurement agent.
It's funny to me, but I'm not sure if this is a system error or dark humor.
Q: What did the supply chain manager say when the shipment was late?
A: "I'll have to chain my supplier up!"
Definitely dark humor.
The funniest thing about supply chains is that they often require a great deal of coordination and organization, yet they often run into unexpected delays and snags that can leave everyone scratching their heads!
Not a joke, not funny, but definitely true. The machine is getting better.
Good Jokes About Supply Chains from actual humans
I think we can leave humor to the experts. AI simply isn't there. From my searching here are some of the best ones that actual humans put together.
If you're a supplier and think no one really cares about you, just miss a couple delivery dates.
Accurate, still dark.
Supply Chain Analysts Are fulfilled
Ba dum tss!
What do you get if you play a supply chain country song backward? You get your revenue back, your margins back, and your on-time delivery back!
Robots may or may not be coming for our jobs in the future. For now, AI tools can augment your job (such as mine which is writing a blog about Supply Chain Jokes) yet still require some human intervention.