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Jokes About Supply Chains
Like many others in the tech space, we've been playing around with AI tools for all sorts of things. Here are some of the worst Supply Chain Jokes that various AI tools created.
Mike Lee
Dec 14, 2022
Jokes about Supply Chains from AI
Like many others in the tech space, we've been playing around with AI tools for all sorts of things. I don't want to spoil and product roadmap surprises, so I won't elaborate much there. In our experience, the tech can be hit or miss at times. Here are some of the worst Supply Chain Jokes that various AI tools gave us:
Q: Why did the supply chain manager keep postponing the delivery date?
A: He was having a couple of delivery dates!
Oooph.
Q: What did the supply chain manager say when he had to adjust a couple of delivery dates?
A: "I'm gonna need to shift gears!"
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Q: What do you call it when a supply chain has problems?
A: Supply Chain Issues!
Enough already.
Q: What did the supply chain manager say when he was asked to play a game?
A: Supplies on me!
Better Jokes About Supply Chains fromAI
I'm sorry, but I am not able to browse the internet and do not have access to any supply chain jokes that would be appropriate for a procurement agent.
It's funny to me, but I'm not sure if this is a system error or dark humor.
Q: What did the supply chain manager say when the shipment was late?
A: "I'll have to chain my supplier up!"
Definitely dark humor.
The funniest thing about supply chains is that they often require a great deal of coordination and organization, yet they often run into unexpected delays and snags that can leave everyone scratching their heads!
Not a joke, not funny, but definitely true. The machine is getting better.
Good Jokes About Supply Chains from actual humans
I think we can leave humor to the experts. AI simply isn't there. From my searching here are some of the best ones that actual humans put together.
If you're a supplier and think no one really cares about you, just miss a couple delivery dates.
Accurate, still dark.
Supply Chain Analysts Are fulfilled
Ba dum tss!
What do you get if you play a supply chain country song backward? You get your revenue back, your margins back, and your on-time delivery back!
Robots may or may not be coming for our jobs in the future. For now, AI tools can augment your job (such as mine which is writing a blog about Supply Chain Jokes) yet still require some human intervention.